Sry I called you an 8
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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