the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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