have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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