I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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