Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
my sisters under your porch take her home
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
