...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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