PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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