He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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