i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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