the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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