do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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