handjob tips. give me some.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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