what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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