yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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