I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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