i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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