Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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