I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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