I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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