brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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