ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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