Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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