Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You took a bar mat shot.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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