Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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