Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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