its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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