Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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