So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
