You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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