i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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