he wants to bone in the snuggie
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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