i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I just want to make out with him forever
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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