so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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