You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I CAN MOONWALK!
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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