Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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