NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just google imaged poop.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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