youre lurking in front of me
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
