Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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