in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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