I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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