people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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