he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
