Non-Jews are for practice
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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