Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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