i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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