How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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