I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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