I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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