and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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