Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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