i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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