The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Boobs speak an international language.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
